165 Humorous Children’ Questions That Are Pure Comedy Gold
Of all of the humorous issues youngsters say, their foolish questions often simply take the cake. What must you do with a query like ‘Why do spiders run away after I fart?’ if not snigger at it? Admittedly, although, not all the humorous youngsters’ questions are hilarious in a ha-ha manner, however quite baffling and complicated, evoking the one pure response to such nonsense – laughter. Nonetheless entertaining, however in a perplexing kind of manner. And if your individual child’s humorous questions aren’t sufficient for you or if you wish to really feel seen as being not the one one with a child who has essentially the most unique concepts, this text is precisely best for you. Yup, that is our assortment of the humorous questions youngsters ask – do with it as you would like, however we will promise there will probably be laughter if you happen to determine to learn it!
You understand what makes these questions actually hilarious? The truth that youngsters haven’t any filter – they simply go and ask about no matter pops into their minds. Add within the issue of infantile naivete, and voila, you may have a complete checklist of humorous issues youngsters say. And evidently these humorous youngsters by no means disappoint – from needing to know if rainbows are the meals of crops to holding a agency perception that eyes don’t exist as a result of you may’t see them, every query is funnier than the final!
So, the humorous youngsters’ questions are only a bit additional down, simply the place they’re purported to be. As soon as you’re there, give your vote for the foolish questions that tickled your humorous bone and share this text with anybody who you assume will discover it relatable!
“Ready to pay for groceries. My 5 yr outdated: ‘Did the tooth fairy get my balloon from Albertson’s?'”
“Do you know god cannot even kill ghosts? What’s up with that?”
“My 5 yr outdated as soon as instructed me, ‘The place are you going along with your life, daddy?’ It hit me so exhausting I virtually cried.”
“As we had been sitting at our desk, I mentioned ‘Why are we right here, daddy?’ ‘Properly, we’re right here to have lunch!’, he replied. ‘No, no. Why are we right here on this earth?'”
“Not a lot a query, however the different day once we had been within the automotive my 2 yr outdated mentioned, ‘Guys, this is the deal: I want a penguin for a magic trick.'”
“Why can’t I see my eyes?”
“Why does Santa give poor youngsters such crappy presents? They need to get the very best ones.”
“What are these? Is that this the morning once we get up? What’s a planet?” – requested then he ran off and pretended to be an excellent hero.
“Procuring at our native grocery store, my 3 yr outdated (on the time) appears to be like round, and abruptly asks, on the solely quantity he is aware of: ‘Daddy, are these all these silly individuals?'”
“My 4 yr outdated brother: ‘Do individuals die like flowers do?'”
This child was about 6 years outdated: “In case you open a window when it is chilly inside and heat outdoors, does heat air are available in or does chilly air exit?”
“My youthful sister: ‘After I develop up, will I nonetheless be Hannah?'”
“Why are you shopping for beer, Dad? Are you aware how a lot sweet we may get with that cash?”
“We had been all within the automotive collectively and little brother (perhaps 7 years outdated) pipes up with, ‘How do we all know we aren’t simply characters in a guide somebody is studying?'”
“Why do individuals smoke in the event that they know it can kill them?” – my stepson.
“My 6 yr outdated daughter asks, ‘If we cease fascinated with somebody, do they cease current?'”
“Why don’t they make greens tasty?”
“What’s the identify of the house between the bits that stick out on a comb?”
“What did it really feel like in your final day of being a toddler?”
“The place do ideas come from?”
“My little brother was in kindergarten and he’d by no means seen his instructor outdoors of faculty earlier than. We ran into her within the grocery retailer one night and he yelled to me, ‘Who let her out?'”
“What occurs if you happen to throw a tomato on the solar?”
Out loud and in public: “What’s flawed along with your face?”
“When God was little, was the world small?”
“My 4 yr outdated nephew seemed out the window once we had been driving cross nation: ‘That is my world on the market, is not it?'”
“My 3 yr outdated was strolling out the entrance door with out telling anybody. I noticed him and requested the place he thought he was going. He mentioned: ‘I am simply going outdoors to have a look at the world,’ and stored on going.”
“My little 5 yr outdated brother requested me, ‘If the solar is on hearth, why is there no smoke?'”
5 yr outdated son: “Did Santa Claus reside within the time of the dinosaurs?”
“What form is your soul?”
“My 8 yr outdated cousin mentioned to me, ‘Since there are microscopic germs inside us, what if we’re just a few microscopic germs inside an excellent bigger animal?’ I used to be excessive on the time so it completely tripped me out.”
“After I was 4 years outdated, I requested my mother, ‘When Daddy was slightly boy and also you had been slightly lady, who had been my mother and father?'”
“A ten yr outdated as soon as instructed me, ‘I do not assume there’s a good or a foul. I believe it is all notion.'”
“My 3 yr outdated son requested lately, ‘Mother, why did you make me?'”
“As I used to be driving my little cousin to and from college, he friends out the window and says, ‘How do we all know that the automotive’s shifting? How are we unsure that the world simply strikes across the automotive?’ I promptly pulled over so my head may blow up.”
“My 4 yr outdated son: ‘Why will we solely reside for a short while, however once we die, it is endlessly?’ I did the very best I may with that one. Wasn’t straightforward.”
“My 3 yr outdated son simply requested me, ‘Can you are taking me to the Vampire State Constructing?'”
“My 5 yr outdated after I defined the idea of breastfeeding: ‘Are you able to squeeze ‘Capri Suns’outta these issues or simply milk?'”
“My daughter requested me whether or not I noticed that showers had been simply human sized sinks and because of this I don’t trouble losing my time speaking to grownups.”
“Did ants invent the world’s first social community?”
“Do boats ever have wheels?”
“Is God an individual or a robotic?”
Son: “Daddy, what’s the first day?”
Me:” Sunday or Monday, relying on the calendar.”
Son: “No daddy, what’s the first day?”
Me: “Ever? Oh. oh.”
“Daddy? How is house made?”
“Dad, why do not fish get water of their eyes?”
“If God is so huge, why cannot I see him?”
“Why is the solar following me?”
“After I was a toddler I went as much as my aunt and mentioned, ‘How thick are your human eyelids?'”
“Is Daddy having a child too?”
“Why does God let individuals die?”
“My son simply requested me how I do know his identify. I am not within the temper at present.”
“Do girls get their intervals on weekends too?”
“Oh my God, why are you so obsessive about garments?!” – my 6 years outdated, after I requested him to rush up and dress for varsity.”
“How did individuals make the primary instruments, in the event that they didn’t have any instruments?”
“I used to be watching fireworks with my son sitting subsequent to me. He calmly mentioned, ‘The sound is slower than the lights.'”
“My 5 yr outdated sister as soon as got here as much as me, and out of the blue requested, ‘Is loss of life simply sleep? And going to heaven means you are dreaming and going to the underworld means you are having a nightmare?’ By no means been extra stumped in my life.”
“My 5 yr outdated simply requested me a few days in the past: ‘Dad, why am I me? Why am I who I’m?’ Then he comically slapped his fingers up on both aspect of his head.”
“3 yr outdated daughter asks, ‘Why do you go to work if work makes you unhappy?’ I answered, ‘For you.'”
“My 3 yr outdated daughter requested my extraordinarily pregnant spouse how the infant obtained the toys into her stomach to play with. After explaining that he did not have any she ask, ‘Can I share a few of my with him?'”
“How will we all know when it is the longer term?”
“Does actual freedom exist or is it simply an phantasm?”
“Why people don’t have tails?”
“Why do sheep and cows sleep standing up?”
“4 yr outdated daughter simply requested how mermaids go potty. I am stumped as properly. Any concepts?”
“On this present day July 23, 2018, at roughly 6:45 am, my 4 yr outdated bulldozed onto my mattress till our foreheads touched and she or he requested, ‘Are you excited for Christmas?!’”
“My 3 yr outdated simply requested what sort of stuffed animal I’m, and now I am questioning every thing.”
3 yr outdated: “Are you aware what pregnant means?”
Me: “What?”
3 yr outdated: “It means you may’t bend over.”
“Did you swallow the infant?”
“Why doesn’t the sky fall on us?”
“I train swimming classes. My favorite query has been: ‘When will we discover ways to breathe underwater?'”
“My son simply requested me after I was little if I needed to keep inside for Covid.”
“Do you assume mermaid’s fingers prune from being within the water for thus lengthy?”
“My nephew requested my grandma if she was a slave. I left the room.”
To an individual with medical tape over their eye, “Are you a pirate?”
“Within the olden days, was every thing black and white?”
Whereas cookies are baking, “Are the cookies loading?”
“If crops want rain and solar to develop, and rainbows are made of sunshine and water, are rainbows plant meals?”
“Why did swear phrases get invented if we’re not allowed to say them?”
“Why do we’ve to be born younger and develop outdated, why can’t we be born outdated and get younger?”
“Who’s the boss, Jesus or Santa?”
“I do know who God is, however who’s ‘God dammit?'”
“After listening to, “That is what she mentioned” from individuals again and again my 9 yr outdated niece requested, “Who is that this lady everybody retains speaking about, and what did she say?” It was lovely.”
“Can you purchase me a girlfriend for Christmas? Everybody else has one and I really feel neglected…” – my 9 yr outdated cousin.
“Britney Spears’s music video ‘I am not a lady not but a lady’ was on and my 4 yr outdated little sister is singing alongside, then abruptly stops and asks me, ‘Properly what’s she then a boy?'”
“Do you may have any ninja stars, or steel, or the rest you assume can be applicable for me to throw at my brother?”
“My sister was on the bus with my mother subsequent to a person with dreadlocks when she requested loud, ‘Mommy, is {that a} stranger?'”
“If we do away with the cat can we get a canine?”
“Testing someday at a retailer, my 4 yr outdated daughter appears to be like on the cashier and (quite loudly) asks me, ‘Dad, is {that a} man or a lady?'”
“My 6 yr outdated cousin requested me, ‘What life was like within the olden days?’ I am 24.”
“My 4 yr outdated as soon as requested, ‘Daddy, if we’ve November, then when is yesvember?'”
“Is time actual, or simply measured on clocks?”
“My little boy got here dwelling from college and mentioned that they’d been studying about Jesus and God, I appear to recollect it was round Christmas time. I requested him if he believed in God. He replied ‘No, I simply consider in myself.'”
“I reside in Florida the place in the summertime it can generally rain whereas nonetheless being sunny outdoors. My son was 3 years outdated on the time and requested, ‘Daddy, why is the solar crying?'”
“Daddy, does ‘blue’ look the identical to everybody else because it does to me, or may my ‘blue’ be your ‘pink?'”
“My 6 yr outdated sister as soon as mentioned, ‘Would not it’s cool if we had invisible eyes and we may see all of the invisible issues?’ I simply thought how scary that might really be.”
“My youthful sister as soon as requested my mom: ‘What coloration is God?'”
“Is it adults that like Justin Bieber? As a result of none of my mates like him.” – 14 yr outdated.
“My little cousin requested me, ‘If we had been in actual life or if we had been some form of TV present?'”
“If God is so nice then why will not he allow us to discuss to individuals in heaven?” – my 5 yr outdated cousin to her very spiritual mom.
“In case you had been any individual else, would I nonetheless be me?”
“Daddy, is every thing fabricated from atoms?”
“Sure honey, every thing.”
“Even desires and shadows?”
“Bedtime.”
“What a part of us thinks?” – 5 yr outdated lady.
“When my son was 4 years outdated, he requested me, ‘What quantity is correct earlier than infinity?'”
“On the age of three, I requested my mother, ‘How a lot does our home weigh?'”
“Why cannot I see myself? How do I do know if I’m actual or not if I am unable to see myself?”
5 yr outdated son: “Dad, what are rats fabricated from? Meat?”
“My nephew requested me the opposite day if I play with my very own poop. Am I lacking one thing?”
“Simply at present my 3 yr outdated niece requested me, ‘What does .com imply?'”
“Not particularly deep, however my 3 yr outdated used to ask, ‘What does my nostril scent like?’, when she caught a whiff of one thing. Attention-grabbing perspective.”
“My 5 yr outdated son requested me earlier at present if animals have stomach buttons, and if not, then why… I must look into that one for him. What an excellent query!”
“My 3 yr outdated niece as soon as requested me why individuals fall out of affection.”
“My 5 yr outdated neighbor was lately at my home and posed this query: ‘What do youngsters actually take into consideration?'”
“How does Santa get in when there’s no chimney?”
“Why do I’ve to eat broccoli when Daddy doesn’t eat his?”
“In case you go to heaven while you die, how come skellingtons reside in graveyards?”
“Why do some individuals make garbage packed lunches? Why don’t they make them such as you, mummy?”
“However why can’t we’ve lollipops/chocolate/beer for breakfast?”
“Why do you want cash to purchase issues?”
“My son requested me if the letter ‘W’ begins with ‘D’ and I can’t cease fascinated with it.”
“Whereas driving to the shop, my daughter requested if we had been contained in the automotive’s abdomen. What a terrifying strategy to see the world.”
“My child requested why ‘I am up for it’ and ‘I am down for it’ have the identical which means and my try at a solution pissed off each of us.”
“Children are nice if you happen to like being requested at 6 am why would not Moana get sand on her toes when she walks on the seafloor after the ocean splits.”
“My son simply requested me why spiders do not get caught in their very own webs, and now I am questioning every thing.”
“My 3 yr outdated requested me if quesadillas develop on timber and I used to be similar to, ‘Not but, lady, however dream huge. Dream huge.'”
“My son simply requested why the ‘Dying Star’ wasn’t known as a ‘Taking pictures star’ and I actually couldn’t reply him.”
“If you need a entrance row seat for a mood tantrum, my 3 yr outdated simply requested me for heat ice.”
“Hey mother, what is the distinction between a landline and an actual cellphone?”
“Heard in my home at present: ‘Dad why do outdated individuals all the time look so creepy? Is it as a result of they’re decaying?'”
“Why do I’ve to eat thrice a day?”
“Why is it windy within the tree?”
“Are there extra timber than buildings?”
“Since your eyes are blue, does that imply you see every thing in blue?”
“My daughter requested me if cheese is a vegetable, so…yeah, she’s an optimist.”
“My 3 yr outdated requested me if she may shave the window and it took me a pair minutes to determine that she wished to make use of squeegee.”
“What language do they converse in England?”, requested by a 14 yr outdated boy in Kansas after I instructed him I used to be from England.
“Can my doll eat your finger?”
“Is that woman fats or does she have a child in her tummy?”, mentioned very loudly subsequent to the lady in query. She was most undoubtedly not pregnant.
“My 5 yr outdated niece fell asleep on my abdomen whereas mendacity on the ground, after I woke her up she requested, ‘I believe I come out of your stomach. Are you my mommy?'”
“How come your eyes are spherical?”
“Does God have a wand?”
“Driving by a cemetery, my 4 yr outdated son noticed a few individuals with watering cans. He requested, ‘Dad, will your loved ones develop again if you happen to water them?'”
“My son as soon as requested me, ‘What does purple do?’
I’ve but to give you an affordable reply.”
“I used to be lecturing my then 4 yr outdated daughter for some transgression (do not keep in mind now what it was) when she checked out me thoughtfully and mentioned, ‘You do not know what I am pondering in my head, do you?’ It was slightly creepy.”
“My cousin requested me, ‘When the music performs, does the rhythm movement by our ears, and into our brains, after which do our brains have particular elements that select if we just like the music or not?'”
“My 7 yr outdated son” ‘Dad, when is the world going to finish?'”
“How do birds whistle if they do not have lips?”
“I used to be taking a stroll with my 5 yr outdated nephew when he requested me, ‘How can we see the moon if it isn’t in Earth?'”
“The place does the solar go when it’s darkish?”
“Why did we was monkeys and why aren’t we nonetheless monkeys?”
“Mummy, is there actually a person within the moon?”
“My 3 yr outdated daughter requested me if I may develop sausages within the veggie backyard.”
“My child requested what day it’s so I instructed him Wednesday and he mentioned, ‘I don’t agree with that.'”
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